Chuck Norris - Crossfit

1. It takes Chuck Norris 10 minutes to do Cindy Rx'd.
2. Chuck Norris once did Fran in under a minute. It could have been faster, but he added 45 roundhouse kicks to the workout.
3. CrossFit - Because the only person that doesn't need to work out is Chuck Norris. 
4. It takes Fran over an hour to complete a "Chuck Norris".
5. Chuck Norris is currently suing Linda, claiming the "Three Bars of Death" are trademarked as nicknames for his two legs and right arm.
6. No matter how intensely Chuck Norris works out, Pukie is afraid to meet him.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't get rhabdo; rhabdo gets Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris has never done a CrossFit Total and he never will... there simply aren't enough weights available.
9. I once saw Chuck Norris do Linda. I blinked, he said "done" and walked out of the gym.
10. What was Chuck Norris' score on Fight Gone Bad? Zero. Fights don't go Bad for Chuck Norris.
11. Chuck Norris is actually the father of every girl with a WOD named after her.
12. Chuck Norris did a bear complex once... holding a live bear.
13. Chuck Norris has renamed the Crossfit Games. He calls them "warm up"
14. Every time you experience an earthquake, Chuck Norris is doing Deadlifts nearby.
15. CrossFit exists because Chuck Norris allows it to.